Lance J's Site

It's been a while - it's 2010! Can't believe that Multiply kept this up this long, but here it is.

I just might get back into it.

My political blogs, which no one here read, are on Huffington Post, so I should be less boring, to the relief of all, I assume.

Ta 4 now.

I am just damn glad that Obama is president.

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

Britney is back on top of the charts again.
Her whole life has been business - she has been someone's meal ticket.
When she has a clearly defined business objective - no problem.
But when she wanders off the reservation into personal life...not so good.
My suggestion: keep busy, Brit, and leave leisure to us professionals!!

President Bush, in a kind act, while many Americans are losing their homes and their jobs, while the economy of the world trembles on a precipice because of the greed and criminality of US financiers, pardoned a turkey.
This is usually a symbolic act, done by all Presidents as a photo op, a gimme.
This year, it has special significance, because President Bush is actually doing something that he can comprehend, and not only is averting a slaughter, but is able to save blood kin - with which I can sympathize!
Vice President Cheney was ruled out for this duty, as it was felt by advisers that if he got that close to a live bird, humans might be harmed in the crossfire, and have to apologize...

It is not as complicated as all of the network pundits and financial gurus make it.
Not nearly.
Here is how it works:
When I don't have a car, the price of gas will plummit. If Exxon-Mobil finds out I registered one, it goes up $2.00 all over the country, retroactively one month. Stop by and pay them the balance of what you owe. My fault!
Sorry...
If I have no money to buy a stereo or HD TV, or a quad computer with fuel injection, you cannot find an article in the newspaper because the sales squeezed them all out.
Sorry, everyone, my bad again...
Now that I have a Visa credit card and went shopping like President Bush told me to and now I am a tad over my balance...I get offers all of the time where before it was suggested that I gently die or maybe just de-materialize...
So the leading economic indicator of the health of the economy of the USA is inversely related to my personal economic standing: the worse I need it or want it, the less I can get it: however if I don't need it or want it I am deluged by it or offers for it until I cannot move. Oh, and something about the US economy too, which I will include when I find my sticky note...
Fortunately I don't fully understand all of this so I am happy anyway...Pfizer is working on a competitively  priced cure 4 my condition which they claim will work as well or almost as well as Viagara did for me...which was...shall we say...a "virtual" experience.
I know, your TMI alarm is screaming...lol.      (Batty needed a friend...)

CNN has reported that somewhere in New England there is a consumer with one spare dollar left for Christmas presents after paying bills and munching a Happy Meal.
Retailers are said to have hired high power investigative firms using the most sophisticated, and many less complex means of detecting whether this unsubstantiated rumor is or is not true.
Walmart and HP are two particularly keen retailers, and reports have trickled in alleging that their field agents have engaged in hand to hand combat, and name calling.
Phone calls to Walmart and HP were not immediately returned - in fact, our agent was shunted to voicemail playing Air Supply in the background, resulting in his psychiatric hospitalization.
We shall continue to report all unsubstantiated rumors as soon as they arise, and retractions will be prominently displayed in our November 31 issue.   

Check out this tiny rocker!! He's small but nuclear powered!

http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/2008/11/14/coolest-baby-ever-plays-guitar/

A 14 minute Beatles track recorded in 1967 has never been released, and might be.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7732546.stm

It is supposed to be very avant-garde. What do you think?

Your Result is: You are confident!
You are a great person with a healthy level of self esteem. You take pride in yourself and things that you do, but are never overconfident to ignore the mistakes you make. Stay where you are- don't become too modest or full of yourself.

Take How high is your self-esteem?

Your Result is: ASSERTIVE
It takes a lot of courage to be in your position. You are a dear to your colleagues. You are a respectable person.

Take Are you an assertive individual?

Your Result is: A Terrier
They don't like strangers but loves her trainer so much. They rarely get into a fight. They are very considerate, that's why most trainers love them.

Take What kind of dog are you?

Your Result is: Jason Vorhees
You can find your prey no matter where they hide.You use anything your hands can get onto to kill your victim if you lose your good ole reliable knife.

Take Which Horror Movie Villan Are you 2

Gone are the days of talking points and made-up facts.
Fox News Channel? So last year: unfair and imbalanced.

The World breathed a sigh of relief. Whole species dreamed of continuing to exist, including mankind, for we are not exempt from the biosphere, but are a (currently out of balance) part of it.

Take a picture, because in the near future, to have a good life, we will have to live much more wisely. The days of blissful, arrogant ignorance are over.

Everyone may have their opinions, but wrong decisions now will have grave and immediate consequences, which will quickly be seen by all, and which will be much more than a public relations problem.

Everyone is part of the solution, actively, or part of the problem, actively. You cannot be a good person and be unconcerned, and do nothing. Those days, if they ever existed, are gone.

We must be wise, and work at it, or we will be on the endangered species list.

"Do, or do not, there is no try." - Yoda, "Star Wars" (George Lucas)

I know this lady who is always cold, I mean, everyone else in a room is sweating, and she still has several layers of thermal clothing on.
Okay.
Warning: this will be a little dark, but not too bad...
I picture that she is caught by cannibals, and they are up for a snack.
So she is de-clothed and tied to a spit, a low fire is prepared, and she is placed over it, rotisserie style, turning slowly.
For a while, she is stoic, because she actually is a pleasant, upbeat person, and likes to cook.
But after a while, she is heard to mumble something, and one of her captors leans close to hear, thinking that she may wish a drink of water.
"What is it you need?" he inquires.
"Ummm, could one of you guys drape my sweater over me? The night air, you know."
She was immediately cut down, and worshiped as "One who is chilled by flame."
And she happily donned her sweater.
As for the natives, they went ova-lacto vegetarian.

This is a space where there may or may not be an announcement or something like that of some sort or kind...or maybe not...could be...idk...oooohhh...I dowanna get in trubba...so I ain't sayin' nuttin'...and that is full disclosure so far...

I love kittens, and cats as well.
However, we have a new President, quite a sincere man, who actually wants our help and input to help dig America out of the giant hole that it is in.
I invite you to join me.



Or some day, we will have another Bush.

The best hope for you, me, and the future of the USA is Barack, the only politician in whom have believed for some time.
If you are for Obama, make sure to vote - and vote early if possible!